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A primary school teacher apparently asks the children in her classroom to complete well known proverbs given only the first half of each saying as a clue. The resluting answers can be surprising but definately funny!

Given the typical age of the children was just 6, the last one is a
classic!

So here we are with the list. I have put the first half the children had as their clue in bold, followed by the answers children gave in italics:

1. Don't change horses .... until they stop running.

2. Strike while the .... bug is close.

3. It's always darkest before .... Daylight Saving Time.

4. Never underestimate the power of .... termites.

5. You can lead a horse to water but .... How?

6. Don't bite the hand that .... looks dirty.

7. No news is .... impossible

8. A miss is as good as a .... Mr.

9. You can't teach an old dog new .... Maths

10. If you lie down with dogs you'll .... stink in the morning.

11. Love all trust .... Me.

12. The pen is mightier than the .... pigs.

13. An idle mind is .... the best way to relax.

14. Where there's smoke there's .... pollution.

15. Happy the bride who .... gets all the presents.

16. A penny saved is .... not much.

17. Two's company, three's .... the Musketeers.

18. Don't put off till tomorrow what .... you put on to go to bed.

19. Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and .... You have to blow your nose.

20. There are none so blind as .... Stevie Wonder.

21. Children should be seen and not .... spanked or grounded.

22. If at first you don't succeed .... get new batteries.

23. You get out of something only what you .... See in the picture on the box.

24. When the blind lead the blind .... get out of the way.

25. A bird in the hand .... is going to poop on you.

26. Better late than .... Pregnant.